As Damien leaves, Stan and Kyle briefly lament that he will never be able to gain acceptance because he's always on the move. Outraged, he turns Kenny into a duck-billed platypus, then demands to speak to Jesus. Hey, Cartman? "Damien". "Death" is the sixth episode of the first season of the American animated television series South Park. So it was written, and so the cycle of years brings the Son of the Evil One. Religion Damien tells Jesus his father Satan wants to battle him for control of the world, right in South Park. Let the new prince be decided on Saturday. You stink, new kid. Satanism Thank you, Stan, you may now eat pie and cake and ice cream now. A little higher and you've got it. Uh-turn him back you butt-hole, he has to buy me the Yellow Mega Man! It was highly anticipated in part because it was the first new episode of South Park in about two months, since the extremely popular Christmas special "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" aired on December 17, 1997. He calls you out! I want to do something special for your party. "Cheesy Poofs" is the brand name of Cartman's favorite snack in the series. In the "Damien" episode, the words chanted by the choir of voices are "Rectus, Dominus, Cheesy Poofs". Well, Jesus, I definitely learned my lesson. Why? Puny Son of Jehovah! Satan gives him a left cross. Watch Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle in all their foul-mouthed adventures. Yes. Give me a chance. Ladies and gentlemen, Lllllet's get ready to rumbllllle!! The plague of night is upon ye. Ohoho, what a splendid par-ty. Hey, wait a minute. We're all special in our own way Right. Early on, the South Park boys counted on highly-familiar characters, yanked whole cloth out of classic films. Damien then returns to Hell alongside his father, claiming that he only performs evil because he has to. Oh look, a Blue Mega Maaan. Let the final battle between Good and Evil be fought -. 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